At the grocery store
  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.



being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you


I think about dying but I don’t want to die. Not even close. In fact my problem is the complete opposite. I want to live, I want to escape. I feel trapped and bored and claustrophobic. There’s so much to see and so much to do but I somehow still find myself doing nothing at all. I’m still here in this metaphorical bubble of existence and I can’t quite figure out what the hell I’m doing or how to get out of it. Matty Healy   (via scartissuethat-i-wishyousaw)
My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them. (58/365) by (KJ)

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

Le Palais des Tuileries, Paris, France.
Picture taken in 1871. The palace doesn’t exist anymore.



Listen to the sound of wikipedia

This is a way to listen to changes to wikipedia. You are literally listening to knowledge being added to the world.

Bell sounds are an addition, plucks are subtractions, and the pitch says how how big the edit is, lower for larger edits, higher for small. My heart shudders at this I love it so much.

I’m going to leave this tab open forever. This is brilliant.